While at the pool in my little complex, I over heard a conversation between two little girls around the same age in the kiddie pool:
Girl 1: Hi, I am Nicole. Who are you?
Girl 2: I think I am Jenny.
Girl 1: I am two years old. And I have a birthday! How old are you?
Girl 2: I don't know.
Girl 1: Don't you have a birthday?
Girl 2: I don't know.
Girl 1: But everyone has a birthday! Don't you know anything?
Mother of Girl 2: Come on Kim, how old are you?
Wow, kids these days! They just keep getting more and more stupid!
I went to my favorite yoga studio, Santa Monica Power Yoga. Here are some words and phrases one typically does not hear out of the instructor's mouth during class (please note that afterwards he came up an totally hit on me, and those words/phrases are not included):
1. climax
2. flirt
3. ride it
4. apparatus
5. open your legs wide
6. Kegle
7. nice clam
8. penetration
9. wanton
10. reproduce
11. fornicate
Yes, it certainly was an sexually charged class...or my mind is in the gutter.
Girl 1: Hi, I am Nicole. Who are you?
Girl 2: I think I am Jenny.
Girl 1: I am two years old. And I have a birthday! How old are you?
Girl 2: I don't know.
Girl 1: Don't you have a birthday?
Girl 2: I don't know.
Girl 1: But everyone has a birthday! Don't you know anything?
Mother of Girl 2: Come on Kim, how old are you?
Wow, kids these days! They just keep getting more and more stupid!
I went to my favorite yoga studio, Santa Monica Power Yoga. Here are some words and phrases one typically does not hear out of the instructor's mouth during class (please note that afterwards he came up an totally hit on me, and those words/phrases are not included):
1. climax
2. flirt
3. ride it
4. apparatus
5. open your legs wide
6. Kegle
7. nice clam
8. penetration
9. wanton
10. reproduce
11. fornicate
Yes, it certainly was an sexually charged class...or my mind is in the gutter.
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