I watch waaay too much Grey's Anatomy. I watch it on television. I watch it on DVD. I watch it on abc.com. And now I have started talking like Meredith. I say seriously all the time! This is not good. I love the movie "Old School" because it is fucking hilarious...but Ellen Pompeo is in it. I hate the movie "The Wedding Planner," but watched it on TV tonight because Justin Chambers is in it. I like "Sideways" because I am practically an alcoholic (not really, but I love wine) and Sandra Oh is in it. "Knocked Up"- Katherine Heigl. "Can't Buy Me Love"- Patrick Dempsey. Do you need me to continue, or are we seeing a pattern here? I act like the characters are close, personal friends. This is not healthy. At least I don't plan my social schedule and life around the show. Thank god they have the episodes online! Yes, I am a loser.
"The Wizard of Oz." A great movie. I loved it as a kid because of the great story. I loved it as I got older because it offers a great social/political/economic/etc commentary on the United States at the time the movie was made. Now, I just think those Munchkins are fucking creepy. They are practically Oompa Loompas! Except not to menacing. (Are Oomps Loompas evil? I never could figure that one out.) Half of them are children and the other half are adults. These pseudo-people just weird me out! When I was sick, I was able to watch a little bit of the movie when it was on television. I never realized how strange those things were until that point. I had to change the channel whenever they were in a scene.
Chain Jewelry Store Commercials. Zales, Keys, etc, all these crappy wannabe jewelers. I hate their holiday commercials. They show dopey men giving their wives shitty diamonds. And the stupid bitches are actually excited! If some dumbass gave me jewelery, let alone DIAMONDS, from one of these stores, I would be fucking pissed. Why would he waste his money on bad jewelry? Bad move. If he can't afford the good stuff, then don't even bother. It is an insult! I know what good jewelery is and I know what crappy shit is. Do not act like I can't tell the difference. Just get me clothes or lingerie or something.
"Pretty Woman." I love this movie. But honestly, a millionaire would not ask out a hooker.
Okay, enough venting. I feel better!
"The Wizard of Oz." A great movie. I loved it as a kid because of the great story. I loved it as I got older because it offers a great social/political/economic/etc commentary on the United States at the time the movie was made. Now, I just think those Munchkins are fucking creepy. They are practically Oompa Loompas! Except not to menacing. (Are Oomps Loompas evil? I never could figure that one out.) Half of them are children and the other half are adults. These pseudo-people just weird me out! When I was sick, I was able to watch a little bit of the movie when it was on television. I never realized how strange those things were until that point. I had to change the channel whenever they were in a scene.
Chain Jewelry Store Commercials. Zales, Keys, etc, all these crappy wannabe jewelers. I hate their holiday commercials. They show dopey men giving their wives shitty diamonds. And the stupid bitches are actually excited! If some dumbass gave me jewelery, let alone DIAMONDS, from one of these stores, I would be fucking pissed. Why would he waste his money on bad jewelry? Bad move. If he can't afford the good stuff, then don't even bother. It is an insult! I know what good jewelery is and I know what crappy shit is. Do not act like I can't tell the difference. Just get me clothes or lingerie or something.
"Pretty Woman." I love this movie. But honestly, a millionaire would not ask out a hooker.
Okay, enough venting. I feel better!
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