Monday, March 31, 2008

Stuart Weitzman, How I LOVE Thee


I finally bought a pair of Stuart Weitzmans, as seen above. This is a very momentous occasion in my life...a milestone, if you will. As those close to me know, I have a shoe fetish. I spent waaay too much on them, but at least they were on sale and I am supporting a Jewish designer. (I really should have bought new runners...but instead I felt I NEEDED stilettos. And yes, I told the salesman that I NEEDED the shoes when he asked he he could help me.) I feel that a person's shoe tell a lot about him or her, and thus must be chosen with great care. In the words of Cher Horowitz in the movie Clueless, "You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!"



What do your shoes say about you??



Running shoes- show athleticism

Loafers/slip-ons- indicative of laziness (note: this does NOT include flip-flops)

Flip-flops- lover of the beach and warm weather

Kitten heels- lack of style and desire to be trendy (ewwww, I HATE these shoes)

Stilettos- strong and independent

Uggs- follower and lack of self-knowledge (unless actually worn after surfing)

Square heel or toe- stiff and frigid

Pointy toe- low bullshit tolerance

Sandals with socks- complete and utter indifference to appearance

Brightly colored- center of attention

High-heeled boots- take-no-prisoners attitude

Work boots- industrious

Winter boots- practical



My Stuart Weitzmans are pointy toed brightly colored stilettos. Using the above definitions, these shoes say I am an attention-getting, strong and independent person who does not take any crap. Pretty accurate, I'd say!